Blog Title: screwballs!

Dirty Dancing with Cinco Ocho

Who does Jonathan Papelbon think he is, Patrick Swayze?

Keith Hernandez possibly offends

Keith Hernandez compares the bullpen in Minute Maid Park to.... WHAT?!?

Kevin Millar dishes some trash talk.

Kevin Millar feels Edwar Ramirez tried to bean him, and he had some not-so-nice words to say about the pitcher.

Video: Stumbling Manny

Video of Manny falling all over himself.

Photo of the Day: All-Star Parade

My favorite moment from the 2008 All Star Parade.

Gary Carter's kind of a jerk.

Gary Carter: Definitely not a master of office politics.

Quote of the Day: Milton Bradley

In honor of Sidney Ponson starting tonight's Yankee-Mets game, here's a funny comment from his former Texas teammate Milton Bradley on the troubled pitcher.

Quote of the Day: Jerry Manuel

Don't mess with Jerry Manuel. He just might cut you.

Jose Reyes: ESPN commercial

Hilarious commercial featuring the Mets shortstop.

Mariah Carey throws like a girl.

Mariah Carey threw out the first pitch in Japan. Marvel at her athletic skill!

Quote of the Day: Ichiro

Ichiro Suzuki is not happy with the way his Seattle Mariners are playing.

The Best of Manny being Manny.

A classic compilation of Manny's greatest plays.

Too much info: Giambi's golden thong

Things I never wanted to know about Jason Giambi.

Joe Smith has a potty mouth.

The Mets reliever can't take the heckling.

Quote of the Day: Paul Lo Duca on the Mets.

The catcher shares his feelings on his former team.

Quote of the Day: Hank Steinbrenner

The fate of the buried Red Sox shirt.

Photo of the Week: Godzilla vs. Mutant Baseball

Hideki Matsui playing the outfield in Kansas City.

Al Reyes gets Tased

Word of advice.... don't get drunk at a bar, then randomly punch and spit blood at people. Especially if you're a Major Leaguer.

Damned Yankees.

A Red Sox-loving construction worker's idea of a joke may bring 86 years of futility.

Ozzie sez: F@*# you, Joe Morgan!

Joe Morgan calls Ozzie Guillen crazy. Ozzie calls Joe Morgan old.

Snappy Comeback of the Day: Jimmy Rollins

How Jimmy Rollins dealt with a heckling Met fan last night.

Quote of the Day: Doughnuts for Pedro

Billy Wagner has some sweet advice on how to avoid hamstring injuries.

Jonathan Papelbon makes babies cry.

I'm pretty sure I'd be crying too.

Random pic of the day: Phanatic gettin' physical

Some Phanatic/umpire love.

Random pic of the day: Manny's hat

Manny dresses funny.